Product comparisons

OK, so now I smell like Flexall. Even though Absorbine Jr is easier to use since you just roll it on and your hands never have to touch it, Flexall penetrates deeper & lasts longer. The major problem with it is that you have to rub it in. So afterwards you need to wash you hands several times to remove all of it! And I keep forgetting that I need to wash my hands again & rub my eyes. So then I'm tearing for a few minutes.

Can I get an "OH BROTHER"?? ;)